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    April 30

    Nicole Richie


    Here's Nicole Richie with her current 'Man' taking a walk around Sydney Zoo. What's with these people that makes them think stick thin is oh so sexy? Just where do we lay the blame?
    Designers?
    Photographers?
    Tabloids?
    Agents?
    Magazines?
    Television?
    Peers?
    It's a mixed up fucked-up world & to see someone like Nicole looking like that is sad.

    Right, off to Mc'D's! See ya later

    Britney

    "LOOK OUT, MOTHER OF TWO FRESH FROM REHAB ALERT"

    Remember the Cherry Tree?

    From 3 months ago that I posted, here it is, spring time. You will have had to have read the first instalment to understand this post.
    I have re-posted the picto save you trawling ;-) Also to make a more dramatic effect.
    This post will eventually become 'THE FOUR SEASONS' I hope we get snow for the winter tree.
    April 24

    JESSICA SIMPSON

    What the hell is she wearing? Look at those trousers, her stylist should be shot! This & a few other pics did the rounds last week, but if you missed the very lovely Jess (can't believe I actually said that-now my nose will grow) Here she is!
    April 19

    This is very clever & made me laugh.

    The Curry Charts in reverse order;


    35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
    34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
    33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
    32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
    31. Dansak Queen - Abba
    30. Korma People - Pulp
    29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
    28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
    27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
    26. Korma Police - Radiohead
    25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
    24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
    23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
    22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
    21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
    20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
    19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
    18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
    17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
    16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
    15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield
    14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
    13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
    12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
    11. Vindaloo - Abba
    10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello
    9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla ice
    8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
    7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
    6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
    5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
    4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
    3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
    2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
    1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

    HUMAN RIGHTS GROUP SEND OUT PRESS RELEASE AFTER MASSACRE.

     
    Another School Shooter, Another Psychiatric Drug?
    28 Dead and 62 Wounded in Recent Drug-Induced School Shootings

    Today's shooting rampage at Virginia Tech is being called the deadliest school shooting incident in U.S. history, with initial reports citing 32 dead and 29 wounded in the bloodiest school massacre since Columbine. The Citizens Commission on Human Rights (CCHR), a mental health watchdog that initially discovered the psychiatric drug connection in the Columbine shootings, says media and law enforcement must move quickly to investigate the Virginia shooter's psychiatric drug history -- a common factor amongst school shooters...

    For more information, contact [FLAME] the Citizens Commission on Human Rights at 800-869-2247 or email humanrights@cchr.org."
     
    So you trying to convince us this person may have been crazy?
    NO FUCKING WAY!!

    FOR YOU LINK LOVERS

    • Jenna Jameson's secret cancer struggle [Hollywood Rag]
    • Angelina Jolie was a kindergarten slut [Dlisted]
    • Halle Berry shows off her thonged ass [Hollywood Tuna]
    • Will Ferrell's new "The Landlord" video [College Humor]
    • Avril Lavigne is a lazy girlfriend [City Rag]
    • Kate Hudson's wedding ring mystery [Just Jared]
    • Where Meaning Goes to Die (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) [Pajiba]
    • Jessica Biel is leggy on Letterman [Egotastic]
    • Avril Lavigne is a nightmare [Popsugar]
    • Elisha Cuthbert shouldn't have worn a bra [ICYDK]
    • Ashlee Simpson's boyfriend is gay (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
    • Kristin Cavallari gets paid [ASL]
    • Kirsten Dunst is ugly and conceited [Popoholic]
    • World's biggest Backstreet Boys fan (he's male) [Horny Oyster]

    THE MORAL IS-TRUST NO ONE.

    Lindsay Lohan's private MySpace account, Blackberry and Gmail accounts were hacked and several of her private messages have been posted online. The unnamed hacker promises a full website (how exciting!)with all the hacked photos, messages and emails in the next 3-4 days. What's online thus far are some of her "conversations" with Paris Hilton, "Shannaxoxo" (Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's wife/ex-wife/whatever), Stavros (Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton's on/off boyfriend) and "Sam Young"
    I must say I can't wait for more revalation's! *yawn*
    April 18

    May Vogue cover

    With Razorlight frontman, Johnny Borrell, on the cover making history as the seventh man to have taken fashions's top spot (alongside Natalia Vodianova who was expecting her third child at the time of going to press), the May issue pays tribute to "some of our favourite men", says editor Alexandra Shulman. "Borrell, artist Antony Gormley and entrepreneur and social maelstrom Ben Elliot."

    NATALIA VODIANOVA-MAY COVERGIRL.

     "I have done it. I have everything I want. I have made enough money to secure my family and that is all I care about." - Natalia Vodianova

    Natalia Vodianova's rags to riches life story has made her one of the most talked about models in recent memory. Born in Gorky (now Nizhni Novgorod), Russia's third largest city, she lived with her mother and two half-sisters in unpleasant conditions. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and a tight financial situation dogged her throughout childhood.

    Google Saves the day (too late!)

    Washington Post editor says CIA could have Googled itself out of Iraq war

    iraq-google-maps.jpg A simple Internet search could have prevented the war in Iraq, says Washington Post editor Peter Eisner in his new book, The Italian Letter. Searching for terms from a "smoking gun" letter (later used in Bush's 2003 State of the Union address as evidence that Saddam was building WMDs) would have shown it was a forgery. Granted, given the war machine already in motion, the CIA was one Google away from preventing the war in the same way that my scrawny ass is one Google away from a rigorous exercise program.

    April 11

    Some links.

    Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn's Father

    In the least surprising news of the day, DNA test results matched Larry Birkhead as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's blonde haired, blue eyed daughter, Dannielynn.

      "Larry Birkhead is the father. He just announced to the world, "I told you so." The DNA results were unveiled inside and it's a DNA match for Birkhead and Dannielynn."

    Howard Stern must be seething in that half a billion $ not coming his way. I do hope Dannielynn comes through all this a normal girl & not the fucked-up crazy girl that gave birth to her.

    April 04

    If you like links-heres a few.

    As usual, click the red.

     

    Lucy Pinder finally goes topless

     
     Worth all the fuss & all that hype? Just a pair of tits!
    I've never been a Lucy fan, I have taken a few pics of her, 3 years ago now but I have always found the hype way over the top-mind you, I like her mate a lot less! I'm sure you know I'm refering to ........................................... Sure you know;-)

    Link  <---Take a look at the topless Ms Pinder.>
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